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| Mr JellyBean |
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| ATB 2/22/04 |
Frum The Hardy Warren:
MR BEAN:
*Me, Mr. Bean, make da following rezzy-loo-shun for da hoomin: dat she will let me visit wif da gurl bunnies onna porch
wheneber I wanna be adored by dem (or nipped onna butt by Freckles, dependin on her mood dat day). Da hoomin
will also stop following me around wif da dustpan and will leave my pooty trails for all to admire.
MS BUNS:
*Me, Miss Buns, hereby resolb dat my hoomin will allow me free aksess to da castle at alla hours ob da day anna nite.
She will also resolb to stop yellin at me when I jump up onna table to look outta window. Furdermore, she resolbs
to gib me first choice ob eberything before Freckles.
FRECKLES:
*I, Freckles, resolb dat da hoomin will pet me an lob on me alla da time, instead ob yellin at Miss Buns and worrying
ober Mr. Bean. Imma bery cute and well-behaved bunny who needs more attenyshon. Da hoomin should flop onna floor
wif me more often so I can wash her eyebrows (dey really need a good washin usually!)
Noo Yeers Rezzylooshuns frum our Chawta Members, Prince Tulip and Empress Ivy. Our dear Prince left us for da Rainbow Bridge
on 17 February 2004. Wet's allus bemember him wike he is in his Rezzylooshun, his cheerful self, until we meet him again inna
Meadow. --- Belinda
Ooooh, I tink dat's a GREAT idea! Let's see..... I resolve dat my
mommy should:
- give me more treats
- give me more headpets
- give me more land
Dat covers da basics. And... oh OKAY, Ivy!! Stop pushing me, yoo can
put in some resolutions too....
Tulip
<Ivy settles down in front of the keyboard, thinking hard>
Ivy's resolootions for da mommy slave:
- give me more land
- give me more subjects, preferably a nice husbun who will groom me
whenever I want it
- quit laughing and obey me when I <thump!> Actually, she should obey
me all da time, as I am da Empress.
Ivy
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